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(914): View more from New York

We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina

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(727): View more from Florida

You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.

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(317): View more from Indiana

What's your ideal size in a man?

(765): View more from Indiana

I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I smell like beef jerky

(618): View more from Illinois

That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.

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