"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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