my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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