i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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