brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
