I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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