I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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