he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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