Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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