how can u be prego again
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just gift wrapped bread.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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