whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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