I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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