on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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