If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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