2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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