I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There r osticjed everywhere
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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