So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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