After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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