so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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