You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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