4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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