I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
NoShamevember. You game?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
