It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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