Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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