kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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