Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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