A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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