we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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