I must be too annoying 4 u.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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