Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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