i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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