turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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