Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
too bad you live with your parents still
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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