i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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