Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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