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is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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