It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
she pinky promised me she was 18
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Randomize
