I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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