I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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