quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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