A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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