I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Farmville is her only friend.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I touched a dick in church today
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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