Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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