i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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