he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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