What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you will always have a special place in my vag
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
i've created a new STD.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
