There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The feeling are messing with the penis
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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