Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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