All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
do nipples grow back?
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