she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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