okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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