I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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