We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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