i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize