she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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