Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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